Location - Taramani, Chennai, 12 pm
>I get into a Share-Auto with 8 other people on a sweltering day to get to my workplace
>Violating all safety & emission norms, the share auto zooms past several traffic cops interested only in harassing motorcycle riders
> An impoverished frail looking old lady extends her arms for a ride to a street 100 meters across the current location of the auto
> The auto driver is happy to take her in and charges twice the amount for this distance
> The old lady is dissapointed
> I look towards the auto driver only to see a glaring red badge
> The following letters are imprinted on it along with a picture of a sickle- CITU
> Now there is one ideology that has NOT GONE WRONG...!!!
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> Note down the registration number of the vehicle
ReplyDelete> Pay bribe at RTO.
> Track him down.
> Stalk his family for three months.
> Break into his house.
> Kill him as his children watch.
> Take CITU flag.
> Shit on it.
> Wrap his dead body with flag.
> Drag him out.
> Make dog piss into his lacerated stomach.
> Leave carcass there.
> Come back in the morning
> Take photograph of crows gouging out his eyeballs.
> Set as dektop background.
> Maximum LULZ has been achieved.
^^^^^Sorry Rammy, I've been on 4chan for too long.
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